here.Let me tell you, Father.
Im not going there.This is like.. – This boy is a fool!I have one foot in the graveand you have your life ahead of you!For how long will you cling on to me?You dont find such jobs every day.Your father is right, dear.In fact, Ive heard of peoplepraying at temples in the cities for a job..The temple! – Whats wrong?Actually, I was headed for the templeand happened to find his glasses.Thats it! I forgot where I was going!But Ive remembered it now!Hey, Veeru! There goes your horse-cart girl.Well, Basanti.. Youre on foot today?Has your mare run away with the cart?You still dont understandthat no one elopes out here.My mare is honourably at home and today, being a Mondayaunt told methat if I pray to Lord Shiva every MondayIll get a husband that the world would be envious of.I said, okay. I dont intend to marry a bum anyway.Okay, then. I must leave. Praise the Lord!Praise the Lord!Praise the Lord!Lord..There is nothing in the world that is hidden from You.You are omniscient, Lord!I dont say that You have forgotten it.But its always good to remind You.Todays a Monday, and I have a small request, Lord.Look at my handsrough and rugged from holding the reins!And what problems could You have, Lord?Get me married into a family where I would rule like a queen!Lifes got to be fun!I leave the rest to You.Young lady..Who spoke?It is I who has spoken!Lord! Its You! This is a miracle!I have found a match for you, lady.In just one Monday? Thats excellent, Lord!You must obviously have chosen the best!Could You tell me the name, perhaps?Or do I come again next week?I will do as You say, Lord.His name is Veeru.Veeru?This has to do with my life! Please dont make haste, Lord!I wouldnt mind You taking a few Mondays more.Hes okay to look at, but hes a bloody smart-ass!Silence, maiden!I never talk without reason, Lord!Ill do as You say!If you dont obey my commandyou will remain a spinster all your life!Forgive me, Lord!One more thing! – Well..You will continue to drive the horse-cart all your life!I now command you to goand tell your aunt, in no uncertain termsthat it is Veeru who will be your companion for life!To respect and honour Veeru hereaftershall be your prime duty!Because your heavens lie at his feet!Should you please himI shall be pleased!And if you irritate himI shall be enraged!Really? – Shush!So, go to him..Basanti? Basanti.. Well..B-Basanti..I thought I would..You thought this village belle has no brains!And as such, you could fool me!You think youre smart!But I could outsmart guys like you!Now, you better ponder over your actions.I am going home. Bye!Basanti! At least, listen to me!When a beautiful girl throws tantrumsthen she becomes even more beautifulWhen a beautiful girl throws tantrumsthen she becomes even more beautifulWhen a train leaves from the stationit gathers speed and disappearsGet lost, you idiot!With a whip in her hand.Abuses on her lips.With a whip in her hand.Abuses on her lips.They throw a fit very oftenThese horse-cart drivers!When a horse-cart driver throws a tantrum then.Then.She becomes more spicyWhen a beautiful girl throws tantrumsthen she becomes even more beautifulShadows in her hair.The sun on her face.Shadows in her hair.The sun on her face.You damsel.Your appearance is delightfulWhen a kite is separated from its string then.Then.The countenance becomes more colourfulWhen a beautiful girl throws tantrumsthen she becomes even more beautifulWhen a train leaves from the stationit gathers speed and disappearsIt gathers speed and disappearsIt gathers speed and disappearsJai..Ive thought of something today.You must do that once in a while.Ive taken a very crucial decision today.I know what your decision is. You want to marry Basanti.Thats wonderful! Youre a true friend!Only a friend could know how I feel!But I also knowthis is the eighth time youve decided to marry this year.But this is final!Really? No wonder! Youve been drinking since morning, right?Will you do something for me? – What is it?Go and talk to Basantis aunt and make such an impressionthat the old lady gives her consent to this alliance in no time!Why must I do that? – Come on!Its the grooms folks who approach the brides parents!Besides, youre the only one I have in the world, my friend!You have to get married, okay? So, go and do this